Today as we were driving to swim lessons you said to me in your most serious tone;
"Mom. I have to be honest with you. I kinda like (long pause) eating boogers.
Me: stunned silence/giggle "ok. What do you like about it?"
C: I don't know.... (In a real dramatic voice/sigh)
Me: ok, wellll (trying to think of how to respond) Maybe just do that in private because it seems pretty gross.
C: Well I know Hazel doesn't mind because she's never told anyone!
Me: she's a really cool sister.
Hazel: yeah but I don't eat boogers.
C: (sounded very relieved to have it off of her chest) I've never told anyone that.